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▼ Report: Jeff Koons Dies In Tokyo Blast

02/09/2010

30 minutes ago a friend who works at Artforum phoned me to say they were receiving messages from a Japanese news agency that Jeff Koons has died in Tokyo. His car was pulling away from his Tokyo hotel around 5pm eastern standard time. A large explosion was reported as far as fifteen miles away. My friend noted that the Japanese press is not releasing the story at this time, waiting for Koons’ family here in New York to be notified. The editors at Artforum are reportedly debating releasing the story before the Japanese press makes the announcement.


A strange twist in the events is that a Brooklyn art terrorist group recently identified as a cult by U.S. authorities is believed to have been linked to the tragic accident.

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38 Comments leave one →
  1. 02/09/2010 10:42 pm

    ain’t nowhere else on the web….
    If it’s true you broke it first…

    seems hard to believe…terrorism for Koons? why bother?

  2. 02/09/2010 10:52 pm

    And on further searching….
    No news of any Tokyo explosion, especially a large one

    And nothing on an ‘art terrorist cult in Brooklyn’; let’s face it the whole biz-ness is a cult whether the gov’ment thinks so or not. Plenty of willing virgins for the sacrificing…

    • homeo erectus permalink
      02/09/2010 11:23 pm

      his art will live on like it or not!

  3. 02/09/2010 11:25 pm

    Our prayers are with his staff and family.

  4. kzurc permalink
    02/10/2010 12:35 am

    So is it fake or what? Cause I’ll be pretty pissed off if its true, and pissed off if its not.

  5. 02/10/2010 12:59 am

    I have just been in direct contact w/ a source from a reliable Tokyo news agency – koons was in fact staying at a hotel in tokyo, and there was a loud explosion reported. He has no further info on the possible death of Jeff Koons, but he says the neighborhood near koon’s hotel has been blocked off by investigators. He… says news will be slow. We may not hear anything solid for a few hours.

    • man permalink
      02/10/2010 1:22 am

      if you’re calling it a ‘possible death’ (in the quote above), you should update the title of the ‘report.’ and still no mention of anything on google news or twitter, which i find hard to believe. if it’s a hoax, even if it’s part of a larger conceptual work/commentary, that’s pretty lame.

  6. 02/10/2010 1:39 am

    my initial source is reliable. and for now all new information supports the intial report.

  7. 02/10/2010 3:08 am

    outstanding premise for an article either way

  8. anon permalink
    02/10/2010 10:23 am

    completely substantiated. koons was in japan.

    • anon permalink
      02/10/2010 1:16 pm

      jeff’s spirit is in NYC but his body is without a pulse and elsewhere people are inspired.

  9. 02/10/2010 1:53 pm

    A source at Artforum is reporting that the remains of Jeff Koons have been found in the wreckage of the Tokyo explosion that cut his life short. TONIGHT – 6pm. There will be a memorial service at Gagosian’s Chelsea gallery in NYC.

  10. anon permalink
    02/10/2010 1:59 pm

    Koons upheld the christian values and work ethic of American society.

  11. 02/10/2010 2:51 pm

    People who search twitter for “Jeff Koons” sympathize with the loss felt by Koons’ staff and family.

  12. 02/10/2010 3:06 pm

    why do something so inane, so half-assed? The cult is horrible! Koons symbolized the future of American art. His work made me happy, as if he had emptied the contents of a shopping mall into the form of a balloon dog.

  13. Jeff Goldbloom permalink
    02/10/2010 3:52 pm

    I mourn koons’ death.

  14. 02/10/2010 3:55 pm

    I call B.S.

    If not, that’s some mighty fine reporting.

  15. 02/10/2010 3:56 pm

    I just saw your new posts… can’t believe he’s gone.

  16. 02/10/2010 4:47 pm

    Where will we get the beauty of our culture from now?

  17. 02/10/2010 4:51 pm

    From former President George W. Bush: “Koons was the only contemporary artist who made things I could understand. I pray to the Lord almighty, please send us another talent.”

  18. Johnny Xero permalink
    02/10/2010 5:33 pm

    FUCK ALL THIS SHIT MAN! It’s the fucking illuminati – hirst did it!

  19. 02/10/2010 5:36 pm

    Whoa Momma! Such tragic news!

  20. 02/11/2010 9:27 am

    from art critic Jerry Saltz:
    “Koons upheld the values of the American work ethic.”

  21. Polga permalink
    02/11/2010 11:54 am

    so, any new reports? so far you are the only one who is reporting on this. no reports of an explosion in tokyo, either. we’re dying to know if it’s true… ; ]

  22. vikki t. honda permalink
    02/11/2010 10:27 pm

    it’s true, i was there, and i saw it. fucked up shit. rip

  23. ippie tomoko permalink
    02/11/2010 10:33 pm

    I was there!, I was sitting in a chair in my roof garden, and I heard a massive explosion, I could feel the heat, it almost singed my hair! I looked over the edge of my roof and there was a burning car right below me. It was flaming and the engine was still revving so loudly, I think it was a Toyota, maybe it had something to do with the brake pedal getting stuck, the engine totally overheated and caught fire or something maybe it ignited the gas tank! Who knew that jeff koons would actually be travelling in a car right outside my building!

  24. 02/12/2010 8:15 am

    Jeff Koons —Stages his own death/Performance Art???????

  25. cappa permalink
    02/12/2010 9:51 am

    THIS IS TRUE….THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
    susan

  26. 02/12/2010 10:04 am

    Damien, did you change my post? I didn’t write “I just saw your new posts… can’t believe he’s gone.” I realized after your new posts that quoted Saltz and George Bush that is was B.S. Oh, and after I googled it. Not cool.

  27. 03/01/2010 3:08 pm

    what’s next kid?

  28. R. A. H. permalink
    03/03/2010 6:09 pm

    Note to whoever writes/runs this blog: you are truly unimportant. Your blog is of no consequence.

  29. 04/12/2010 1:48 am

    RIP KOONY

  30. Balloon Dog permalink
    05/25/2010 1:56 pm

    I’m bursting to tell you this aint true….

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